Thursday, January 8, 2009

4 poems

an xquisite flower named xantippe
grew on the banks of the mississippi
but she ran out of luck
when she was casually plucked
by a passing dirty hippie

a yammering gorilla named yunk
walked into a tavern and plunked
his money on the counter down
announcing with a fervid frown
"the economy seems in a funk"

a zealous headwaiter named zane
was racing for the train
when a monstrous yellow hound
knocked him to the ground
and he was never heard from again

an arrogant inspector named auguste
found some unfortunate dust
on the windowsill
of ernie's bar and grill
and acted judiciously, we trust

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