Wednesday, December 31, 2008


"urban sophisticates have a fondness for such stuff."

what was amanda like?

"vicious, if you ask me."

danny's dream

just when danny thought things couldn't get any worse, mr deever came straight down the aisle at him.
"what have we here, young fellow? more of this modernistic chicanery? what do you hope to accomplish, eh? what is to become of you?"
"please sir, i aspire to become a platter-spinning dj."

nebuchadnezzar's dream

nebuchadnezzar, emperor of the universe, sat on his throne looking out through the broken walls of his palace at his spaceship, burning like a fiery furnace.
a chimp, a clown and a dervish danced around the upturned table on which the wedding feast had been set.
"i want my kingdom back."

the end of the affair

"get out of the car."
"is it all over between us?"
"you got that right."

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

the presumptuous magicians

"quite right, your majesty. these magicians have no business casting spells on your slaves. they will be sacrificed forthwith to the god qaroq."

Monday, December 29, 2008

the departure

king krogold, weary of carousing and feasting , snuck out of the castle one night with only the clothes on his back.

resting place

"let me take care of it, boss.  i know just where to dump this character"
" where is that, my boy?"
"behind mike's old warehouse out on avenue q."

Sunday, December 28, 2008

the elephant

johnny smith had a big elephant and he loved to hose it down.  but sometimes he just couldn't stop.

in the crater

"zero hour, sir"
the squad was hunkered down in the last crater .
"we'll give them thirty-five more seconds"
"very good."
the clown began to cry, the nun began to laugh.
suddenly they heard a loud buzz.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

return part 2

bbbbbbbbbbbbb ooooooooooooooooooo yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy am i tired



am i tired.  just got back.

standing on the corner