Sunday, February 10, 2008

4 poems

a postal inspector named sage
was on the lookout for gage
when a package came by he said if
this only contains some good spliff
i could make a living wage

a bear and an antelope
looked up at the stars in hope
when an evil park ranger
named murdock t granger
sold them some very bad dope

an insolent native named boko
pilfered the sahib's fine cocoa
he took the fast track
way out to the outback
and traded it in for some smoko

a human was cut from the herd
because he said a bad word
as he walked along the shore alone
with a flower and an ice cream cone
no defense of his conduct occurred

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