a bear went walking in the woods
because he had the goods
on the devastation
of civilization
every year
the cars got easier to break into
and the snacks in them
just got tastier and tastier
at the rate they were going
in 3000 years
there would be more cars than trees
and all them filled with beer and pretzels and ham sandwiches
the sun smiled at their folly
and the skies wept
and over eternity
a trillion clouds swept